Enigma's Website - Enigma

14/09/05
I havent really tried to update a on going website since 2002 when I was with fasthost's and they cut my site off due to lack of what they said was hosting.

But as I was hosting it myself at the time I guess what they really ment to say was sorry we dont host out our webspace to hackers!

I would advise anyone looking to host a website to get a free one, theres plenty of them and they dont cost a bean.


15/09/05
Sorry about the fortune-shitty banner but that's what I get for hosting my site on fortune-shitty!

I am researching how to remove it from the site so please bear with me. I know I proclaim to be a digital demi-god but even digital demi-gods have there moments!

Rome wasnt built in a day and im already struggling with JavaScript and Perl... So nyah!


16/09/05
Have uploaded some pictures to the photo album, feel free to take a look.


17/09/05
Shout out to Mik, hadnt spoken to him in a while, in fact a big shout out to all my buddies on yahoo chat in Hackers Lounge '2. I've removed the Contact Me section on the site and replaced it with a Contact hyperlink next to the copyright logo on the page, unfortunatly I had to replace the Contact Me robot script as the fortune-shitty server dosnt allow it to execute that type of script.. Grr... On another note i've noticed my page is linked to petparade/kennel/86/ on the fortune-shitty server. How thats happened I have no idea at all as my webpage has nothing to do with PETS...

I'm using RapidWeaver to bundle these pages together, it's a pretty dope little program for building webpage's on the fly without having to get too involved with the HTML side of it all. But as I like doing things the hard way i'm editing some of the HTML by hand with WebCode 1.2 The only other program ive seen that comes close is Xara Webstyle. I downloaded something called FinalWeb Pro Ver 0.1, a word of caution it's a complete rip off, all it does is let you choose a style of page after downloading 427 differant style's then it asks you to Pay a stupid sum of money for one style at a time which they then offer to build for you..
(After you've downloaded 427 style's in JPEG format!)
A complete waste of your time, your hard-disk space and a complete rip off...

BEHOLD
I have completely removed the fortune-shitty advertising. Something which fortune-shitty say cant be done. They obviously tell people fucking lies!

Where's your advertising now eh bitch!!!

If I want a webpage free from advertising, then by christ i'll have a webpage free of advertising even if I do have to hack your server to get it!


EMAILS from Fortune-Shitty;

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Enigma: "Thank god I closed my old email address, any more of there asking me for money or asking me if I need their help and I might have died pissing myself to death with laughter. How dare they spout off about Microsoft Word to me, do they seriously entertain the novel idea I would taint my system by running anything Microsoft has produced on it? Why is it these people think everyone is a neophyte and are completely thick when it comes to site building... Or Computers for that matter... It's up and running isnt it? It's free from advertising too isnt it.. so erm no thanks.. kindly fuck off and leave me the fuck alone!"